What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 00:32

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Dr No
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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The Man with the Golden Gun
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Live and Let Die
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
A View to a Kill
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-”Ah so!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Octopussy
Diamonds Are Forever
Moonraker
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-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Goldfinger
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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You Only Live Twice
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
From Russia With Love
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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